Who would you side with? Obviously, not all of mankind would willingly accept an inferior existence ranked only second (third actually)* in our planet's natural hierarchy. While many would most likely succumb into mindless worship to please a strategically well positioned and seemingly supreme feline deity, some would indubitably rise against the prevalent aristo'catic reign of terror bound to ensue at some point during alien the leadership. Human resistance had no other chance but pretend to be part of society however, as the combined force of both cats, and their humanoid subordinates would be simply too much to take head on.
Choosing the correct side in the emerging conflict may prove to be a difficult task and depend on the quality of privileges granted to second class society members. This, on the other hand, would then entirely depend on how the human race is seen by cats in general. For instance, being perceived as cuddly yet somehow adorably mysterious two-legged beasts (unlikely), would increase the likelihood of an undisturbed lifestyle; albeit one had to comply with the notion of life as somebody's pet. Voting against cat'tatorship on the other hand, would inevitably compel to a life filled with constant fear, restraint, and premature death caused by cybernatically enhanced cat'inators sent through time with murderous intent; should you happen to be the unwitting recipient of future resistance leadership.
Thus one is forced to choose between a relatively eventless, but more or minder save life (depending on the respective cat'ural attitudes towards pets in different regions), or the unlikely chance to become the role model for an action figure upon survival.
*Mice would still pull strings from the shadows
Ehh.. oh well. You will find pictures of cats somewhere below.
Choosing the correct side in the emerging conflict may prove to be a difficult task and depend on the quality of privileges granted to second class society members. This, on the other hand, would then entirely depend on how the human race is seen by cats in general. For instance, being perceived as cuddly yet somehow adorably mysterious two-legged beasts (unlikely), would increase the likelihood of an undisturbed lifestyle; albeit one had to comply with the notion of life as somebody's pet. Voting against cat'tatorship on the other hand, would inevitably compel to a life filled with constant fear, restraint, and premature death caused by cybernatically enhanced cat'inators sent through time with murderous intent; should you happen to be the unwitting recipient of future resistance leadership.
Thus one is forced to choose between a relatively eventless, but more or minder save life (depending on the respective cat'ural attitudes towards pets in different regions), or the unlikely chance to become the role model for an action figure upon survival.
*Mice would still pull strings from the shadows
Ehh.. oh well. You will find pictures of cats somewhere below.
The place is called Ootemachi (大手町). Most embassies and the Imperial Palace are located here.
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~Historical Comparison~
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Sometimes you see bottles of water placed around buildings in Japan. Supposedly they ward of cats, though mysteriously this ancient Japanese magic does not seem to be applicable on trashbags. Hence my landlord would forbid me to put trash outside the evening before grabage collection.
"Aftur me; petty little hume!"
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Thanks for an idea, you sparked at thought from a angle I hadn’t given thoguht to yet. Now lets see if I can do something with it.
Lets hope not
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